can you tell us a science joke

Question: can you tell us a science joke
- Keywords:
  advice,
  joke
Asked by anon-375869 on 23 Nov 2023.
- Octavia Brayley answered on 23 Nov 2023:
  
  What do you call a FISH with no eyes?
  
  A FSH.
  
  😂
- Ian McKinley answered on 23 Nov 2023: last edited 23 Nov 2023 9:21 pm
  
  This may be a bit tricky if you don’t know much chemistry…
  A chemistry lecturer and a student walk into the university bar. The scientist says to the barman: “I’ll have a glass of H20”. The barman hands over the drink and the lecturer walks away. Wanting to fit in, the student says to the barman: “I’ll have a glass of H20 too.” Her funeral is tomorrow.
  
  …for something tackier:
  What do computers eat?
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  Chips!
- Jonathan Allen answered on 24 Nov 2023:
  
  Why is wind power so popular? Because it has a lot of fans!
- Ollie Thomas answered on 28 Nov 2023:
  
  Not terribly sophisticated but….
  
  Henning Brand discovered phosphorous by boiling urine…….
  That’s why they call it P.
- Andrew Lyon answered on 29 Nov 2023:
  
  What’s the favourite meal at a nuclear power station?
  
  Fission chips!

Question: can you tell us a science joke